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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a balloon that glows in the dark? A LED Zeppelin"
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"Some say my wife looks like Mel B. Unfortunately, the B stands for Brooks."
"Why does an elephant have four feet? Because six inches isn't going to satisfy a female elephant."
"Smiling gives you wrinkles. Resting bitch face keeps you pretty."
"I recently stopped sending monthly payments to my exorcist... Because of that my house was repossessed"
"What do you call a lesbian Pakistani? Minge eater"
"What is a Mexican's favorite bookstore? Borders"
"Thanks a lot Apple, for calling 7 inches a mini."
"I hate people who use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious."
"A woman was breastfeeding on the bus today. A man looked and said ""OMG!"" That's disgusting! Looking back on it, that might not have been the best time to masturbate."