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Joke of the Day

"What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt? Con-grab-ur-asians!!"

"There are 7 trillion nerves in the human body and some people manage to get on every one."

"There once was a girl named Roofie... Her blowjobs were really quite toothy. I slipped her a pill, She sucked on my dill, And ended my sexual thrill."

"White woman has a baby with a black guy.... And she becomes a single mom."

"What did Cinderalla do when she got to the ball? She gagged."

"When in doubt, just do the opposite of whatever the person wearing pajamas in public is doing."

"I am not a racist but... I am not a racist but you have to agree that Little Cesars' Five dollar piazza is a good buy."

"I have this strange feeling that the current VP of the USA is going to do something ridiculous to Pence But he is just Biden his time"

"Donald Trump isnt that weird looking... .........I would even dare to call him a little hand-some."

"Hmmph! I've been trapped at my desk at work plenty of times and no one ever comes to rescue me."