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Joke of the Day
"I was wondering why the frisbee was getting bigger. And then it hit me."
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"What do Mathematicians use to fry their food? Euler butter."
"How is the American public now like Socrates? By November, they will have both picked their poison."
"Some days I think my mental health is coming along nicely, other days I'm vaguely jealous of turtles."
"What did Goldberg say when he boarded the wrong train? ""Auschittz."""
"Damn apple just donated a bunch of ipads to kids in africa The only app on it was ''Where's my water''"
"I've been on Reddit for too long I've literally been browsing Reddit since last year..."
"Did you hear about the Mexican train robber He had Loco motives"
"Why's everyone hating Mayweather, I think it feels great out"
"Idea for Big Brother: 7 fundamentalists from 7 different religions with 7 unique deadly weapons plus 1 very cute koala who knows kung fu."