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Joke of the Day

"A miner is selling raw ore... He's approached by a blacksmith who says, ""I'll take it."" The miner questions, ""Which one?"" Blacksmith replies,"" Either ore."" BADUMTISSSS"

"Starbucks can't be racist. Almost every drink they serve is black or mixed."

"There are three kinds of people on earth Those who can count to three and those who can't !"

"Happiness is like peeing in your pants ...everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth."

"I've dated a vegetarian, trust me, they put meat in their mouth."

"When I worked for the USPS a number of years ago I found the work to be slightly monotonous. It really helped me work on my delivery though."

"My ex-girlfriend was like an incompetent tailor... She didn't suit me."

"Me: Goodnight Moon *Moon favs but doesn't reply*"

"Wrong womam or wrong finger? Funny Joke A: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman."

"What's black and looks good on a lawyer? An unconvicted felon."