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Joke of the Day

"A miner is selling raw ore... He's approached by a blacksmith who says, ""I'll take it."" The miner questions, ""Which one?"" Blacksmith replies,"" Either ore."" BADUMTISSSS"

"Why can't you have two Apple watches? Because then it would be a pair (pear)!"

"Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips."

"Feminists hate words with masculine-sounding roots... ...maybe that's why none of them have any manners."

"Game of Thrones is why I have trust issues."

"Why do countries ""cut ties"" when things get tense ? So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties."

"Just had a 10 minute argument about the importance wearing pants in public with a 5yo She won, today I wear pants when I take her to school"

"What is a black person's least favourite breakfast! Pancake. K. K. ^^^(Pan-K-K-K)"

"Grandpa died having sex. His past words were ""Oh God I'm coming!"""

"Do you wanna hear an Ebola joke? You probably won't get it."