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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the guy who invented knock-knock jokes? He won the nobel prize"
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"Jurassic Park I was watching Jurassic park the other day, when I thought, ""not only does my son have a stupid name, but hes also a shit driver"""
"Coworker: I was named after my grandfather. Me: Of course you were, he was born first."
"What part of a fish weighs the most ? It's scales !"
"biggest joke ever? The U.N"