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"A poll says that 60% of women take medicine for mental instability. That means that 40% aren't taking their meds!"
"How many psychologists does it take to change a tire? Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change."
"There are now 3 undefeated cat teams in the NFL! The Panthers, the Bengals and the Cheetahs."
"Every morning I wake up and every morning there is no breakfast in bed. We have got to do something about this level of poverty!"
"Q: What's red and really bad for your teeth? A: A brick."
"If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?"
"[demetri martin] A drunk driver is very dangerous. Everybody knows that. But so is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive. ""Go left."" -""Dude those are trees."" ""trust me."""
"Star Wars Spoilers Woosh Woosh Pewpew Pew Pew"
"I am pro animal rights, but I don't get why PETA campaigns against cosmetic testing on animals. Don't animals have the right to feel sexy, too?"