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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges? A Jiraffa."
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"TIL that my neighbors really like the metal song i'm playing on my 7.1 sound system I figured because he thrown a brick at my window to hear it better ! \m/"
"Why is the suicide rate so low for Puerto Ricans? You can't jump out of a basement apartment."
"A man walks into a zoo... ...the only animal in the whole entire zoo is a dog. It's a shitzu."
"Q: What did the lightbulb say to its mother? A: I wuv you watts and watts."
"Two blondes are waiting for a bus. The first one is waiting for the 2nd route bus, the other - for the 3rd. They both board the route 23 bus when it arrives."
"How do you say goodbye in Arabic? ""BOOM!"""
"""I'll make him an offer he can't reuse, reduce, or recycle."" - Al Goreleone"
"What's the difference between a Genealogist and a Gynocologist? One looks up your family tree, and the other looks up your family bush."
"Hey, everybody under 25 just shut up for like FIVE minutes."