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Joke of the Day
"Hey, everybody under 25 just shut up for like FIVE minutes."
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"that stage of not showering where you develop a sort of detached, clinical interest in how bad you smell & seeing how much worse it can get"
"What did the divers find the sunken Korean ferry had hit? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370"
"What's worse than having your car impounded by the police? Impounding your mother"
"Have you ever had ethiopian food? Neither have they"
"Welcome to the BBC. NSFW Welcome to the BBC. Rape all the children you like, just don't punch a producer."
"why did the native family starve? Somebody hid the welfare cheque in a work boot."
"In order to promote progress I think the next session of congress should be sent to the moon. I just feel that they would make a greater impact."
"Edgar Allan Poe Because Edgar Allan Got No Job"
"A fish swims into a wall Dam"