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Joke of the Day

"How do you say goodbye in Arabic? ""BOOM!"""

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"I heard Google is turning 15 years old today. Now it's really going to think it knows everything."
"What's wrong with the plane that flies to Holland? It Netherlands."
"How do you tell if someone is jewish at a football game? They leave after the coin toss"
"What's the difference between me and a dentist? The dentist pulls it out when it hurts."
"Chivalry is so not dead. Most guys ask where you want it when they cum."
"This joke came to me while waiting on my iphone repair at the Apple store.. What do people at the Genius Bar drink from? -Einsteins"
"Namaste or Namago."
"Chinese officials are trying to decide whether to spend money on a school or a prison. Finally one of them says: - What are the odds that some of us will go back to high school?"
"What's the difference between an Aussie and a Yoghurt? A Yoghurt's got culture!"