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Joke of the Day

"TIL that my neighbors really like the metal song i'm playing on my 7.1 sound system I figured because he thrown a brick at my window to hear it better ! \m/"

"What kind of meat does the Pope eat? Nun"

"Why did the kitchen cross the road? It saw a pikachu across the street."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Canoe ! Canoe who ? Canoe come out and play with me ?"

"I learned today that I'm still a reddit noob."

"I like my women like I like my cellphone plan... Free on nights and weekends."

"I wonder if Woody or Buzz have ever met Andy's moms toys. I think it would cause mass confusion as they probably share the same names."

"So I suggested to my wife that she'd look sexier with her hair back... Which is apparently an insensitive thing to say to a cancer patient."

"What do you call a black man in a suit The accused"

"Me: Shout out to all my homies! Homies: Stop shouting at us."