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Joke of the Day
"""I'll make him an offer he can't reuse, reduce, or recycle."" - Al Goreleone"
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"Wanna play guns? Bend over and I'll cock you."
"I was trying to think of a pun about herbs and fish But it was neither the thyme nor plaice"
"If I've learned anything from the Kardashians it's that I shouldn't let my complete lack of talent hold me back."
"What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant? Dead ant Dead ant Dead ant dead ant dead ant Dead ant dead annnnnnt Dead ant"
"Two peanuts are walking down the street. One was... ...raped and sodomized."
"How do mathematicians count x-men? Permutations."
"A black guy and a white girl are at a party. After a while they go together to a room, and she asks excited: ""Show me if what they say about black men is true"". He grabs her purse and runs"
"What does a sick ninja practice? kung flu"
"I think my neighbor is stalking me... as I saw her googling my name on her computer last night.I saw it through my telescope."