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Joke of the Day

"They shouldn't be called Alligators they should be called AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHlligators! I made this one myself."

"A hole has been found in the nudist colony wall. The police are looking into it"

"The principal at my school called me in to his office today. He said ""I've just had a rock thrown through my window, are you responsible?"" No, I'm irresponsible. That's why I threw it."

"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? kluhhh kolchhhh"

"Geology rocks"

"[zombie movie set] Director into megaphone: ""We're about to start rolling. Look alive people!"" *actors look around confused as heck*"

"A C, an E-flat, and a G go into a bar. The bartender says:, Sorry, but we don't serve minors."

"What do you call your mum who is shorter than you? A minimum."

"A bear walks into a bar... And he goes up the barman, rests his elbows on the bar, and says ""I'll have a pint... ... of beer please."" And the barman says, ""Why the big pause?"""

"I went on a date with a girl called simile... But I don't know what I metaphor."