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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an alcoholic Mormon? An oxymormon"
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"""I'm sorry, is this your wallet?"" poapoale&&2&22222"
"Make people question sincerity by adding quotations to your cards: ""Thank You"" Get well ""soon"" ""Congratulations"" on the ""baby"""
"All the Geology majors at my university smoke a lot weed. I guess you could say that they're all a bunch of stoners."
"I didn't want to walk in the woods. But i was forest"
"Please don't directly insult people on Twitter. Use passive aggressive, indirect insults only, like a damn adult."
"What My Girlfriend Thought, First four Dates: 1. Nice shirt. 2. Wow. A second nice shirt. 3. OK, first shirt again. 4. He has two shirts."
"I have a crippling fear of Santa Apparently I'm Claustrophobic."
"i dont think anyone quotes mlk more than white people who were just accused of racism themselves"
"Jesus drove a Honda but didn't talk about it. *""For I did not speak of my own Accord""* (John 12:49)"