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"A ham sandwich walks into a bar. Sits down. The bartender comes over and the ham sandwich says: > I'd like a triple of bourbon, neat. Bartender says: > I'm sorry, we don't serve food here."
"Me: If you take them out of their natural habitat they seek revenge by burning your tounge Sis: M: S: That's a pizza roll. You're high"
"wife: YOU changed the sheets?! [flashback to me eating nachos in bed after she told me not to and getting cheese everywhere] me: Surprise!"
"A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his pants... The bartender looks over and says, ""Get the fuck out of my bar, we're sick of hearing this goddamn joke."""
"Snow White: Someday my prince will come Prince Charming: I swear this has never happened before"
"Girl vs Boy jokes Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."
"There are only 10 type of people in this world... Those who understand binary and those who don't."
"Sometimes you feel like you've grown. Other times you pout for a few hours because your wife accidentally threw away your Tabasco sauce."
"My grandmother died and left me a tomato. I shouldn't have asked for any heirlooms."