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Joke of the Day

"What My Girlfriend Thought, First four Dates: 1. Nice shirt. 2. Wow. A second nice shirt. 3. OK, first shirt again. 4. He has two shirts."

"So a deer walks out of the woods and says... That's the last time I will ever do that for two bucks"

"How did AL Gore program his computer? With the proper al-gor-ithms"

"What is a cannibal's favorite food? Baked Beings."

"I walked into a shop yesterday... 14 stitches."

"(NSFW)Dating is not easy for gay men... everyone is either an asshole or a dick."

"Why was the dyslexic rabbit disappointed when he received the solid gold bar he had ordered via the internet? He thought the ad said '24 carrots'"

"A dyslexic man walks into a bra... It was a booby trap."

"My enthusiasm knows bounds."

"I got caught making out with my cousin once - mum and dad went mental. In my defence we were just kids, and there was an awful lot of alcohol at her funeral."