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Joke of the Day

"I didn't want to walk in the woods. But i was forest"

"Religions are like farts... Everyone likes their own but thinks all the others stink."

"I can't play music in piano; I guess you could say it's not my forte."

"[leans against bus stop as bus approaches & winks at girl waiting] I could easily afford to get on that if I wanted to."

"My Social Studies classes never taught me relevant social topics like ""How to ask a girl out,"" ""How much to pay her,"" or ""Will HIV kill me?"""

"Q: How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb? A: I don't waste my time with these childish jokes."

"It's such a beautiful day I had to open the window while I watched TV."

"Why did Adele cross the road? So she could say hello from the other side (If this has already been posted I might cry I thought I made this all up on my own haha)"

"Surprisingly, Mike Rowe from the show Dirty Jobs has trouble with women. They all say he has a Mike Rowe penis."

"""Yeah let's clone some sheep cause dinosaurs would be too awesome."" - Scientists."