201102

Joke of the Day

"weekend plans: -solitude -cheese"

"Did you hear about the double reed players having sex? They made one hell of a [rackett](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rackett)."

"Mexican Magician There was a Mexican Magician standing on the stage. He said, ""On the count of three, I will make myself disappear!"" ""Uno!"" ""Dos!"" POOF! He disappeared without a tres!"

"I can sleep for ages and not get tired"

"Heard the one about the three blondes that went ice fishing and didn't catch anything? By the time they cut a hole big enough for the boat to fit in it was time to go home."

"What's the best thing about Alzheimer's? You meet new people every day."

"I wish I could understand what women with big boobs are saying."

"ME: Guess who was just promoted to be the new CEO! COWORKER: Amanda. ME: Why would you assume it's a man?"

"I'm crowd funding an organic lettuce purchase from Whole Foods."