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Joke of the Day

"A man gets on a bus, and ends up sitting next to a very attractive nun. Enamored with her, he asks if he can have sex with her. Naturally, she says no, and gets off the bus."

"What's the worst part about Necrophilia? The awkward silence."

"Kim Jong Un recently banned the blues scale... He hates Seoul music"

"If ANY part of my body touches the shower liner, I call in sick to work."

"I hate myself for laughing, but a joke my grandpa told me.. What do you call 5 black people having sex? A Three some."

"I got in touch with my inner self today That's the last time I buy single-ply toilet paper."

"Irishman walks in to a bar HAHA! Get it? It is funny because it implies the Irishman left the bar before to be able to walk back in!"

"Why can't you purchase minerals by the gallon? They only come in quarts(z)"

"There's a doping scandal at the Rio de Janeiro Paralympics involving the Russians. We will see if these accusation stories have any legs."

"If I had Pokemon, I'd pretend to understand them. They'd go ""Bulba bulbaaasaur"" and I'd be like ""What do u mean Hitler did nothing wrong?"""