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Joke of the Day

"I'm the only stalker I know with OCD. After I break in to watch you sleep, I fold your laundry."

"What did JayZ say to the theoretical mathematician? I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones"

"What's the difference between a straight mustache and a gay mustache? The smell."

"Q: Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35? A: Because 36 would be too many."

"I stay away from granny Smith. She's just too tart for me."

"If I ever lose a hand I'll replace it with a single nunchuck on a chain"

"Ask me if I'm a tomato"

"Said Helvetica Narrow to Helvetica Bold: ""Hey, you're just my type."""

"I was gonna take my wife out last night..... But the gun jammed."

"Dont like dogs They can be a bit RUFF!"