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Joke of the Day
"Next to a lie, a pun is the lowest form of creation."
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"I have a spoon devoted solely to peanut butter so things aren't really looking up."
"Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines everywhere."
"This guy just threw milk on me! How dairy...."
"Toads and choads What do toads and choads have in common? They both taste a bit swampy"
"Did you hear about the recent theft from the Louvre in Paris? Three paintings were stolen. The thieves took the Renoir to get the Monet to get their Van Gogh."
"What kind of music does a mummy like? (W)rap music!"
"Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? Because she wanted to rock and roll."
"I wanted a screamer or a moaner for Christmas Instead I got a sweater."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the road murdered the chicken's family."