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Joke of the Day
"Why is marriage like thin toilet paper? Because you end up with a ring on your finger."
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"Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, you're good. Fool me four times, WOW! Did you major in fooling?"
"Give a man a gun... and he can rob a bank. Give a man a bank and he can rob the world."
"Just saw a homeless guy fall asleep with a lit cigarette in his mouth. Which probably explains why he's homeless."
"What do you call a thief that leaves a trail? A crummy thief!"
"People are obsessed with this storm but in ten years no one will talk about it anymore, which is why they named it after the movie Juno."
"When I click on ""Submit a joke"" You."
"An Interview Chunnu : How was your interview? Munnu : It went good, but lastly they asked me show them my testimonial. Chunnu : So? Munnu : I think I showed them the wrong thing."
"Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie? Because he was far out dude"
"How many potatoes do you need to kill an Irish man? None"