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Joke of the Day
"Why did Steve Jobs eat all the cookies? Mac users have no CTRL"
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"I used to do drugs... ...I still do, but I used to, too."
"Nothing is better than working out to 80s music. Except listening to 80s music without working out."
"What kind of pants does Mario wear? denim denim denim"
"Accidents happen everyday... You were one of them."
"""I've never flown before said the nervous old lady to the pilot. ""You will bring me down safely won't you? ""All I can say ma'am"" said the pilot ""is that I've never left anyone up there yet!"""
"Taking the Drivers test made me realize I wanted to be a race car driver..... ......the instructor was surprised at how fast I was driving."
"I like my women like my Asian food: Hot and sweet."
"To all the men out there without ponytails: What are you afraid of? SUCCESS???"
"Divorce.... Is the fucking you get for the fucking you got!"