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Joke of the Day
"Why did Steve Jobs eat all the cookies? Mac users have no CTRL"
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"This one took me a while to get when I was a kid: Three guys walk into a bar The fourth one ducked."
"If your left leg was thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I come visit you between the holidays?"
"Saw Interstellar over the weekend & was totally glued to my seat. The movie was OK but the getting-glued-to-my-seat thing ruined it for me."
"What do you call a gay Nobel Prize Laureate in a blender? A homogeneous mixture."
"Bob: Women always call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor."
"*Mary Poppins voice* Ok, children! Time to go! [15 min later] *Batman voice* I said let's go."
"What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist ? Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny."
"I met a girl with twelve boobs. Sounds weird, dozentit?"
"What do you call a shifty midget in a police line up? A little suspect"