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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? Your job still sucks"
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"At a job interview ""What are your strengths?"" ""I'm an optimist and a positive thinker"" ""Can you give me an example?"" ""Yes, when do I start?"""
"A neutrino walks through a bar."
"Life isn't a garden, so don't be a hoe."
"*Chooses paper towels instead of the hand dryer right as a tree walks into the bathroom*"
"What's the worst thing about Jonestown jokes? The punch line."
"Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice shame on you. Fool me three times shame on you. It's always going to be you. It's NEVER me."
"Why are Atheists so resistant to video game cheats? They don't believe in godmode"
"What kind of noodles do they eat in the hood? Spaghetto."
"Knock Knock. ""Who's there?"" ""Kenya."" ""Kenya who?"" ""Kenya let me the fuck in?!?"""