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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock. ""Who's there?"" ""Kenya."" ""Kenya who?"" ""Kenya let me the fuck in?!?"""
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"An Irishman applies to a job at a Blacksmiths ""Have you any experience at shoeing horses?"" asks the Blacksmith ""No"" says the Irishman ""but i once told a donkey to fuck off"""
"How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up like a choir boy."
"A man walks up to a prostitute and propositions her for sex... She says to the man: ""Sorry, but I'm clothed for the day."""
"I don't get why people pay to exercise in a GYM when it's FREE to not exercise."
"My parents never taught me how to be humble or modest I'm just naturally incredible at it."
"What do you call a dog on a hot summers day A hotdog."
"Boss: It's been a tough year Jim J: Am I laid off? B: No J: Fired? B: No J: What then? B: You're to be executed at noon. J: This is bullshit"
"What does Salvador Dali eat for breakfast? Surreal"
"Where do you find Klingons? On Uranus."