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Joke of the Day
"What kind of noodles do they eat in the hood? Spaghetto."
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"Porn is so unrealistic. There's no way a guy with a ponytail could have a house that nice."
"broken leg I told my doctor I broke my leg in two places. He said to quit going to those places."
"What do you get when you make a train engine happy? Locomotivation"
"I am so happy the US Supreme Court legalized gay marriage because I know that now the government and citizens will focus on the really important problems and issues."
"What's the rate at which racist work is done? Whitepower (Horsepower is the rate at which work is done)"
"Before you ever criticize someone... walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away, and you have their shoes."
"Guess what happens when you have a vivid dream that you're taking a piss."
"Ellen Pao is actually right and we should respect her decisions ^jk ^lol"