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Joke of the Day

"Ebay is challenging to use . . . (x-post from F7U14) I searched for lighters, and I got 72,816 matches!"

"How many therapists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, Change has to come from WITHIN!"

"Why do they put fences around cemeteries? People are dying to get in."

"Why should everyone vote for Hillary Clinton? Because Bill said she doesn't suck"

"I once mowed the lawn at a battered women's shelter if you know what i mean"

"Thought up this joke the other day What's the difference between a deaf dog and a one night stand? The one never comes when he's called and the other never calls after he comes."

"Text your friends but leave voicemails for your enemies."

"Today Happy fathers day kids"

"What is the definition of trust? Gay cannibals"

"The world's shortest joke. Pakistani government."