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Joke of the Day
"What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal ? That hit the spots !"
Next Joke
"Vibrato: Used by fretless players to hide the fact that they are on the wrong pitch."
"For all of us singles out there... Happy Ballantine's day!!"
"Knock knock... (**WARNING OFFENSIVE**) Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET YOU SON A OF A BITCH!"
"If you don't like my selfies, maybe you shouldn't have such a beautiful friend. Maybe you aren't ready to handle that kind of responsibility"
"What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race? ""The track is alright."""
"Went to a Hong Kong style buffet But it was in *Canteen*ese!"
"What did the Triceratops sit on? Its Tricerabottom."
"Been chatting with this 14 year old girl. Real sexy and flirty. Things are going great, but now she tells me she's an undercover cop. How fucking cool is that for someone her age."
"It's a shame what happened to the Dolphins's parents...... I can't imagine being an Orfin"