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Joke of the Day

"Santa at an interview in an IT Company. Manager: Do you know MS Office? Santa: If you give me the address, I will go there sir."

"Imagine a bunch of Italian mobsters tiptoeing and trying not to giggle as they gingerly place a horse head in bed with a sleeping guy."

"Why did Bill Gates get sick? Because he left the Windows open."

"What's colder than ice cream? ISIS"

"Did you hear about the midget psychic who escaped from prison? He's a small medium at large."

"What's black and sits at the top of the stairs? Stephen Hawking after a house fire."

"Have uou ever played the Michael Brown drinking game? You just stand there and take 8 shots"

"""Nice place!"" Mmmehh ""Hungry?"" Mmmehh ""You look nice."" Mmmehh ""DO I EVEN MAKE YOU HAPPY?!?"" Mmmehh ""Mom told me not to date a goat."""

"How do you keep a slow person in suspense?"

"The Internet at my school went out today Looks like Kim Kardashian finally achieved her goal"