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Joke of the Day
"""Lord of the Rings"" seems like kind of a racist book. It doesn't even have a Tolkien black guy."
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"People tell me I use too many cliches. But I take it with a pinch of salt."
"Tried a new flavor from my favorite brand of energy drinks. It was the 2nd grossest taste I've ever had in my mouth. (No offense, Andrea.)"
"My problem is, I'm about 30% stud, and 70% muffin."
"Somalis at the Olympics... The Somalian Olympic Committee issued an official apology earlier in the week, after realising that sailing and shooting are separate events."
"What's the difference between a ginger girl and a vampire? One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire."
"A man named Zwayne walks into a bar. ""Arrgh, fucking hell! Who put that bastarding bar there?"""
"My family made a pact that I'm the first to be sacrificed in a zombie apocalypse because I'll slow them down. That's my workout motivation."
"How do you know that Adam and Eve were white? Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man?"
"What's the difference between a chickpea and a potato? You wouldn't pay to have a potato on you."