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Joke of the Day
"How do you know that Adam and Eve were white? Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man?"
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"Go to bed barstool. You're drunk"
"Legally, you don't actually have to ever stop screaming."
"What's a dogs favorite part of a tree? Stick? BARK!"
"a short fortune teller escaped from prison she's now a small medium at large"
"What do you call an overweight psychic? A four-chin teller."
"I ordered an Asian Hooker, she arrived 2 hours late She loves me wrong time."