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Joke of the Day

"People tell me I use too many cliches. But I take it with a pinch of salt."

"With Airlines stocks having crashed. I can't decide between paying for two extra bags or buying half the company."

"A cheese factory in France exploded. All that was left was debris."

"What does it sound like when two churches fight? Pew Pew PEWPEWPEW!!!"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Benjamin ! Benjamin who ? Benjamin the blues !"

"I've decided to get a couple tattoos. On my right knee I'm going to get ""Disney."" And on my left... dat-knee."

"eer booze and fun!' 'WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of pregnancy in the world. Proceed with caution."

"Think about something positive! What's the first thing that comes to your mind? My HIV test."

"African conservationists call for the ban on hunting hippopotamus to be lifted, citing environmental concerns. To me the whole thing seems so hippocritical."

"when interviewing a person for a dog walking position, you must make absolutely certain that given the chance, the applicant won't eat a dog"