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Joke of the Day

"Tried a new flavor from my favorite brand of energy drinks. It was the 2nd grossest taste I've ever had in my mouth. (No offense, Andrea.)"

"Some people are too chipper early in the morning. They don't realize how bad it is for their health.....until I'm choking them"

"What did the hebrew tree say when the French man asked it's name? Jew Maple"

"What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? Ba-Na-Na-Na!"

"Jesus drove a Honda but didn't talk about it. *""For I did not speak of my own Accord""* (John 12:49)"

"How does Bran Stark enter a brothel? With a Hodor"

"My wife said I was bad in bed so I banged her on the coffee table. Location. Location. Location."

"Why is it spelled 'cancelled' in the UK, but 'canceled' in the US? Because the US gave the UK that L back in 1776."

"I'd read books on my iPad but it has movies and those work better with my stupid."

"Want to hear a clean joke? Henry took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a man."