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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a potato? You wouldn't pay to have a potato on you."

"What does Charlie Sheen say when he's having sex with a Vietnamese Lady? Nguyenning!"

"Tomatoes grow so fast. Other plants can't even ketchup."

"Where do country music artists become country music greats? The obituaries"

"I hate it when people use the wrong preposition on a sentence"

"I'll have you know my grandfather was killed by a Nazi. He committed suicide"

"Brushed the fur off my couch and made another cat."

"What does a polite monster say when he meets you for the first time? Pleased to eat you!"

"Why are there so many trees in Harlem? Public Transportation"

"WINSTON CHURCHILL: ""The only thing we have to fear is fear itself."" ONE-LEGGED MAN WHO BARELY SURVIVED A SHARK ATTACK: ""Yeah... and sharks"""