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Joke of the Day

"A horse walks into a bar... A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says ""Why the long face?"" The horse says ""I have AIDS."""

"If you want to break your addiction to Thanksgiving leftovers... you need to quit cold turkey."

"What do you call a tenor with erectile problems? Flacido Domingo."

"People who make the fundamental attribution error... ...gonna attribute my hating to my being a hater."

"How to become a Saint 1: Become Catholic 2: Live an exemplary and pious life 3: Perform at least two miracles Or...Just Be Kanye's baby"

"Why did the man quit his job at the helium gas factory? He didn't like being spoken to in that voice"

"In the south, you're either ghetto, or a farmer. You can't be both, otherwise... *It's racism.*"

"Notice at Church: Don't leave your mobiles, purses, wallets, handbags, girlfriends unattended. Others may think it is an answer to their prayers."

"How can you tell if someone is Italian? They'll tell you."

"With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine."