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Joke of the Day

"How to become a Saint 1: Become Catholic 2: Live an exemplary and pious life 3: Perform at least two miracles Or...Just Be Kanye's baby"

"What does a pedophile order when he goes to a cannibal restaurant? Eh, just something off the kids menu."

"[Original] What do you call it when two Cox company vehicles pull into your driveway? Double penetration."

"How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? fish."

"A poem about bugs: If it can fly, it should die."

"What is Forrest Gump's email password? 1forrest1"

"Thank you Halloween, all of a sudden, cobwebs in my house are decorations!!!"

"What did O say to Q? XYZ."

"I tried snorting coke once... but the bubbles kept burning my nose."

"Last night me and and my girlfriend watched three movies back-to-back.. Luckily I was the one facing the TV!"