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Joke of the Day

"Notice at Church: Don't leave your mobiles, purses, wallets, handbags, girlfriends unattended. Others may think it is an answer to their prayers."

"Your neck tattoo says ""Only God can judge me,"" yet here I am."

"I think my virginity has grown back."

"I know repetitive noises irritate people so I'm surprised there weren't more rage-induced murders back when typewriters were being used"

"""Isn't it strange how we were all once an egg?"" I told my wife. ""Well, grandpa still is,"" interrupted my son."

"What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins live in the south pole and polar bears live in the north pole. TROLOLOLOL"

"I was recently diagnosed with color-blindness. It came out of the green."

"What's the Boogeyman's part-time job? BoogeyNAN!"

"When you go to the dentist, Reddit... Don't cheetohn your diet!"

"Shout out to political bumper stickers, changing nobody's mind and lowering the value of your car and whatnot."