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Joke of the Day

"If you want to break your addiction to Thanksgiving leftovers... you need to quit cold turkey."

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? I wouldn't pay $40 to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

"We took the animals for a walk and saw a sign: 'Dogging area, please control your animal and pick up their faces...'"

"How many Jon Snows does it take to change a light bulb? It wouldn't matter. Jon Snow knows nothing."

"What do ""white privilege"" and ""severely mentally handicapped"" have in common? Both terms are almost universally misunderstood by the people to whom they apply."

"It seems that Montana has found a new use for sheep . . . Wool"

"I just saw a guy with the Monster energy logo tattooed on his neck, so if your village is missing their idiot, we have him."

"""Go-go-gadget meaningful relationship with daughter,"" the Inspector whispered to his cell phone. But it didn't ring."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 ganged up with 10 and killed 8 and 9"

"What does a Hot Pepper and a Prostitute have in common? Your dick burns like hell after you stick it in. Side Note: I just realized how much I love prostitute jokes."