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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a kid that is afraid of the dark? Racist"

"I heard people in jail can only turn left. Because they lost all their rights."

"Why Latvian man did cross road? Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato."

"*[At the dinner table]* ""No grandma, those aren't knitting needles. We're having Chinese food"""

"Set a fire for a man and you'll keep him warm for an hour... ...set a man on fire, and you'll keep him warm for the rest of his life."

"Came up with this when I was 8, have mercy. What do you call a crazy person on the moon? A lunartic."

"How do you tell a crazy Jew that it's all in his head? ""It's psychosemitic"""

"I'd tell a chemestry joke but I'm afraid I wouldn't get a reaction."

"What did Orville say when Keith Harris died? Nothing."

"IF YOU KIDS DON'T COME BACK TO THIS TABLE AND FINISH YOUR LUNCH RIGHT NOW, I SWEAR I WILL SIGH HEAVILY, EAT IT MYSELF AND GAIN 3 POUNDS."