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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a kid that is afraid of the dark? Racist"
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"Smells like carrots. Q: What is invisible and smells like carrots? A: Bunny farts."
"[Walking around park with kid] Daughter: Daddy, why is grass green? Me: Because God wants to remind me I have no money everywhere"
"Wearing crocs is like getting a blowjob by a guy It feels good until you look down and realize your gay"
"10 inches The other day my wife and i were about to have sex for the first time. She said she wanted 10 inches and wanted it to hurt. So i stuck her 5 times then hit her with a brick"
"I like my jokes like my coffee bland"
"if darth vader hadn't gotten a job working for palpatine, what would have been his backup plan? anakin dogwalker"
"You're not fucking handicapped, you're fat. You should have a parking spot 6 miles away and be required to jumping jack to the store."
"The next person to tell me I should quit smoking for New Years is gonna be responsible for me breaking this year's ""no murder"" resolution."
"Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump walk into a bar QUICK! Bar the door and burn it down!"