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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a drunk Muslim? Muhammered."
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"Did you hear that the French President is getting divorced? Apparently he came home early and caught his wife surrendering to a German."
"Want to hear a joke? It's called my life"
"How the hell does shit hit a fan, exactly? Who is throwing shit around? Why would they do it in a room with a fan? Crazy shit pitchers."
"I ate a gluten-free lactose-free low carb pizza for dinner tonight. (It was a raw tomato)"
"Spare ticket for Dynamo next Thursday They all Shocked to looked"
"What does a stick of Big Red and a Jamaican prisoner have in common? Dey both sinna, mon!"
"What do you call a machine that automatically paddles your boat? A row bot."
"Donald Trump will ban the sale of shredded cheese He wants to make America grate again"
"Hunger Games. Zimbabwe's favorite pastime."