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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear that the French President is getting divorced? Apparently he came home early and caught his wife surrendering to a German."

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"Have you heard a dad joke about dad jokes? I've never meeted an person who had."
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"A skeleton walks into a bar and says, ""Give me a beer and a mop."""
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"What's a pirate's greatest fear on the first date? A sunken chest with no booty."
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