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Joke of the Day

"I went to get a physical and the doctor told me I need to stop masturbating... I said, ""why?"" He said, ""Because I am giving you a physical!"""

"I knew a guy who was dyslexic... ...but he was also cross-eyed, so everything came out right."

"This coffee shop is so crowded I accidentally started working on someone else's screenplay."

"Tragic News: Plane carrying Donald Trump underwent massive turbulence, lost engine power, stalled, but landed safely."

"Two mice were chewing on a film roll ..when one of them says: *I think the book was better*"

"Biggest Joke Of the Century :) ""Computer's And Mobile's were Invented to save our time"""

"Wife: How many beers did you have while I was gone? Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake."

"Tell me again how I unloaded the dishwasher too loudly when you were watching golf. Detectives will want to know exactly how this went down."

"Whites are now a minority in California you could say there is Juan too many Hispanics."

"I never understand why do people whisper at funeral's ? The most important guy at this party is dead he can't hear you."