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Joke of the Day
"Donald Trump will ban the sale of shredded cheese He wants to make America grate again"
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"Congrats on being one of the ""cool kids"" in Highschool. Too bad about the rest of your life though."
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"I put a black hole in my living room. It's great. Really pulls the room together."
"What did the mexican say when he hugged a cactus Ay, Ay, Ay, Ayy"
"Which computer is the best at singing? A Dell."
"At my funeral I want a magician to saw my coffin in half or I'm not going."
"I went to the store and asked for a one handed sailor... he said sorry, ""I'm a wholesaler."""
"An apple a day..... Causes job shortages in the hospital. Have a burger instead!"