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Joke of the Day

"What does a stick of Big Red and a Jamaican prisoner have in common? Dey both sinna, mon!"

"How many potatoes do you need to kill an Irish man? None"

"My son wants to dress as a Catholic Priest for Halloween... Well, he can go fuck himself."

"Chinese magican Did you hear about the Chinese Magican who did magic with Chocolate? I heard he had loads of Twix up his sleeve."

"Trust me, when they make a pill that REALLY makes your d!ck grow, that commercial will be on during the Super Bowl, not 3am!"

"If you like internet jokes, you should see my online bank account."

"A midget walks into a bar.. he`s wearing a T-shirt that reads ""I hate all Paki`s"" I thought to myself....""that`s a little racist"""

"My class was reading a book. It was called Taming of the Shrew. Someone blurted out loud, ""I just thought of a Nazi version!"" ""Taming of the Jews!"" ***** ^^^^not ^^^^oc"

"It's hard to get people to visit me in Alabama because the trip 30 to 40 years back in time can be rather arduous."

"A dog walks into a bar and says to the bartender ""A pint of beer please."" The bartender says ""Wow that's amazing! You should join the circus!"" The dog then replies ""Why? Do they need electricians?"""