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Joke of the Day
"I ate a gluten-free lactose-free low carb pizza for dinner tonight. (It was a raw tomato)"
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"how many Mexicans... How many Mexicans does it take to... Oh shit, they're already done."
"My doctor is so young that, when I need them, he just comes in the room shouting, ""Shots! Shots! Shots!"""
"Wearing crocs is like getting a blowjob by a guy It feels good until you look down and realize your gay"
"What's the difference Between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with a boob job. One is a crusty bus station the other is a busty crustacean."
"The overspray from my windshield washer fluid just totaled a smart car."
"What do a carjacker and pervert have in common? They're always cracking in-ya-windows!"
"Why are Rhinoceroses so wrinkly? Because they're hard to iron."
"Why is the sea so salty? Because the land didn't wave back."
"How school works: In class: 2+2=4 Homework: 2+4+2=8 Exam: John had 4 apples.He eats one and gives one to a friend. Calculate the Sun's mass."