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Joke of the Day
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"The hot lady across the street had a seizure on her front lawn today. Her MILF shakes brought the paramedics to the yard."
"Why cant Stephen Hawking put on a comedy show? Because he cant do stand-up"
"Why is it that whenever there is two women in a profile pic the hot one is always someone else..?"
"Why is there cotton in pill bottles? To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before drug dealers."
"Dad, what's a Freudian slip? Well son, it's when you say one thing and mean your Mother...I mean another."
"A farmer has 178 cows roaming freely in his field. After he rounds them up, he has 200 cows."
"What's Snoop Dogg's favorite time of day? Tree O'clock!"
"When in history was there ever an abundance of birds and a shortage of stones?"
"A man goes to a $3 hooker He contracted crabs. When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, ""What do you expect for $3, a lobster?"""