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Joke of the Day
"Hunger Games. Zimbabwe's favorite pastime."
Next Joke
"Knock knock... Who's there? Ken. Ken who? Ken I come in? (My 3 year old told me this one.)"
"Memory is the second thing we lose as we age I forgot what the first one is"
"I finally figured out the problem with our firewall last night. It was a real breakthrough! //Actually used that this morning. Manager did not notice, I did not explain."
"I like my humor like i like my coffee Dark, bitter but satisfying."
"My dog is an alcoholic... So he had to be put in the 20 step program."
"Psychic buys clothing Employee: How about this one? Psychic: That shirt is too small Employee: You didn't even try it on Psychic: I'm a medium"
"How do you organize wet books? With the mildewy decimal system!"
"Word of the day - Obama. I opened a bottle of brandy and drank it Obama self."
"About women... There's only 1 word beginning with B you should ever call a woman, and that's ""beautiful"" - bitches fucking love being called beautiful."