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Joke of the Day

"The Big Bang Theory: God Spoke and BANG! it happened. "

"What's the best way to make pants last? Make the jacket first."

"When are they going to drug test the audience of ""The Price Is Right.""? No one is that happy"

"I like my men like I like my laundry Clean and hung"

"A recent medical study shows that women who carry a little extra weight generally live longer than the men in their lives who mention it."

"How do Jedis close their programs on a Mac? They use Force quit."

"Most disgusting joke I know ... [NSFW] So, I was eating out my girlfriend when all of a sudden I tasted horse sperm. I couldn't help but shout out ""aha grandmother, so that's how you died!""."

"Brenda from work unfollowed me on here so now I have to follow her around the office all day reading my tweets like a news broadcaster"

"[breakup talk] H: Gimme one last chance! M: How can I trust you again? H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!"

"Firemen deserve a raise. They took a pole and they all fell down a hole."