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Joke of the Day
"Firemen deserve a raise. They took a pole and they all fell down a hole."
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"My eyebrows were just trimmed during my haircut so I'm officially 80."
"The first rule of cliff hanger club is"
"Maria Sharapova. True woman of substance."
"Why did the chicken run across the road? She was worried the egg would get there first."
"[gets kidnapped] Hold up, I forgot my phone charger."
"I like to paint pictures of WW2 bombers onto the sides of beautiful women."
"What do tigers wear in bed ? Stripey pyjamas !"
"Damn girl, are you a Snickers bar because you're so sweet and satisfying and surprisingly hard and hold on, are those nuts?"
"Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they."