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Joke of the Day

"Most disgusting joke I know ... [NSFW] So, I was eating out my girlfriend when all of a sudden I tasted horse sperm. I couldn't help but shout out ""aha grandmother, so that's how you died!""."

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"WAITER: Room for dessert? [flashback to the room at home that hides all my desserts] ME: [nervous laugh] Haha I don't have one of those."
"Why is a baker's dozen 13 instead of 12? In case one dozen come out right."
"My dad thought it would be a good idea to show my girlfriend my baby photos. ""You haven't changed at all."" she laughed. ""That's enough of the naked ones, please."" I told him."
"One time I threw my cat at a spider so I could escape, but sure I'd love to hold your baby"
"I bet women's trust issues with men started with a weatherman."
"There's so many things trendy now that haven't been popular for a century now... Beards, suspenders, home-births, natural produce, measles..."
"Came home from work early and caught my inflatable girlfriend cheating on me with the beachball."
"They say god dosn't give people things they can't handle. Except cancer."
"why would old man skeletor wait until the 3rd period of the final game to introduce new uniforms to the team you're a stupid old man"