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Joke of the Day
"i'd like to move to the fifth most populated city in france i've heard it's nice."
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"I went to go see the Vagina Monologues... I went to go see the Vagina Monologues/And all I got was a yeast infection."
"After witnessing the second coming of Jesus. My life has changed. I have decided not to watch Mexican Porn again."
"My ex asked me why I never payed attention to her I told her to repeat that again, the TV was distracting me."
"On the list of things I've learned today: 1. You're not allowed to walk a police dog 2. Pepper spray recovery time is 37 minutes"
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"A grandpa tells his grandson ""Your generation depends too much on technology."" The grandson unplugs his grandpa's life support."
"What happens to gay horses when they die? They become ""super"" glue!"